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The Crib

Serving Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at Quarantine-Level Exclusivity


Chips & Salsa

We have a wide selection of supreme half-eaten bags of tortilla chips, and several opened jars of salsa that need to be finished.   GF/V


Soup Du Jour

Ask your server about what we made last night.  GF/V

Cup $2.29/Bowl $4.99

Lunch Specials

Cauliflower Tacos

Two fried cauliflower with pickled onions and a salsa of your choosing. GF/V


Frisée Salad

Mixed greens, onion, cucumber, tomato, and poached egg.  GF/V


Spaghetti with Seasonal Vegetables

Locally sourced hand-made RP's Spaghetti with whatever else we have in the fridge.  V




Lemon Tea Cake

Hand made from a laid off baker


Chocolate Bars

Just a plain old bar of free trade chocolate.


Irish Cream

It's a drink, but it's a dessert drink.


Beverages - Booze Free


French press, Light Roast Just Coffee.  Ask for cream to get some oat milk.



Black, Green, Herbal Hot Tea.  



Lemon-mint flavor available


Beverages - Boozey Brunch


New Glarus - Spotted Cow, Three Sheeps - Pils



Rosé, Red - who cares where it's from


Vodka Mixers

We've got grapefruit and cranberry juice, or rocks if you're depressed


Piña colada

Ooooo fancy


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